Archive for January, 2007

Hibachi!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

A friend of mine posted a comment on yesterday’s Terps post that I think deserves its own time:

gil1.jpgInstead of worrying about yet another mediocre Gary Williams team let’s focus on the biggest local basketball story — The Washington Wizards and the job Ernie Grunfeld, Eddie Jordan and Abe Polin have done to turn this franchise around. Everyone, including myself, was upset when Polin dismissed Michael Jordan as president of Basketball operations. However he soon gave us hope by hiring proven GM Grunfeld who subsequently unloaded weighty contracts and brought in players that have produced and in most cases have had career years since arriving in Washington. He got rid of bums Jerry Stackhouse and Kwame Brown and brought in Antawn Jamison, Caron Butler, Deshawn Stevenson and lets not forget Agent Zero, Gilbert Arenas, who has finally “arrived” and established himself as a true superstar. I’m able to say something that didn’t seem possible a short five years ago — The Wizards are the best team in the Eastern conference. This turn around should be celebrated as one that occurred not only on the court but in the front office as well. I only hope that in time the same can be said of their burgandy and gold counterparts.

I haven’t given the Wizards nearly enough attention here, but I agree with just about everything he said. The whole idea of a DC-Baltimore “feud” is stupid, and I see no reason not to embrace the fact that we’re living 40 miles or so from a team that’s both interesting and successful.

Terrapin Talk

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Photo by Robin Scholz - APWhat to make of Gary Williams‘ squad this year?

On the one hand they’re neither bad nor disappointing (16-5 overall, 2-4 ACC). On the other they’re also not exactly good. If the season ended today they’d likely finish out of the NCAA field for the third year in a row. Yet, they have some impressive young talent in guards Eric Hayes and Greivis Vasquez (pictured) and a fun player to watch in transfer Bambale Osby.

For each good win (Illinois, Winthrop) they’ve got a tough loss (Miami, Notre Dame).

For this team in particular, as they hit the meat of their ACC schedule, the next four games are huge. They go to Florida State (tomorrow night) and Wake Forest before returning home to face Virginia (to whom they’ve already lost) and the big boys, Duke. Winning 3 of 4 in that stretch puts them back at .500 in-conference and sets them up for a stretch run. A split leaves them with a lot of catching up to do and, in all likelihood, puts them in a hole that’s just too deep to dig out of. Going 1-3 kills the season.

So that, in a nutshell, is your 2006-07 Maryland Terrapins. I have absolutely no idea what they’re going to do next.

Regardless of what happens, The Loss Column has some plans in the works for March Madness. We’re going to run a pool with some prizes for the top finishers, and there have been some preliminary talks about organizing an event at a local establishment to coinicide with the Elite Eight round. Keep it in mind.

Join Us

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Like everything and everyone else these days, The Loss Column is now on MySpace. So what are you waiting for?

Befriend us.

Third and Five

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Biba GolicI just realized that the “Third and…” series of weekly roundups seems to have died off. Not sure why that is, but it’s back now. For a week at least.

The lovely lady to your right (click for large version) is professional table tennis player Biba Golic. Or, as I see she is sometimes called, the “Anna Kournikova of table tennis.” I post her here because it makes for a convenient way to mention that I’m absolutely fascinated by Rockstar’s table tennis game for Xbox 360 — highly recommended if you’re looking for one of those games that’s simple to pick up but engrossing as hell the more you play.

There are also the more, um, obvious reasons (pic from this page, via Uni Watch).

Speaking of aesthetic matters, the Pirates today unveiled a new alternate jersey. That shouldn’t be worth mentioning, but as it happens the thing is unfathomably horrifying (guard your eyes before clicking that link). What the hell is that?

Also note the headline: “Pirates re-introduce red to uniforms.” This is not an “introduction.” This borders on warfare.

I haven’t had a chance to say much about the Australian Open, mostly because the matches are on at weird times, which means I know the results before they actually air. That tends to take the fun out of it.

But, it has been interesting. As I write this, Serena Williams — unseeded — is putting the hurt something fierce on Maria Sharapova. I don’t think anybody saw that coming. Roger Federer, meanwhile, continues to lay claim on “greatest ever” status. Seriously — watch that guy play. The chance to see that kind of talent in action only comes around so often.

– Real Journalism Alert! I’m going to have at least one piece in PressBox sometime in February — more details to follow. I’m also tentatively scheduled to do an interview with a local sports media figure of some note, and that piece will eventually be published right here.

Finally, I had a non-sports-related article published recently, and you can read that by clicking here.

UPDATE
Just read this article about how Baltimore is responsible for the success of the Nike Air Force One. Fascinating.

Happy Friday, New Stuff

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

As you get ready to ease into your weekend, I’ve prepared a treat for you. Or more accurately, a treat for me that I hope you enjoy. It is…(drumroll)…the official 2007 Loss Column logo (click for giant version):

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Created at the suggestion of founding contributor Chris, it’s a Baltimore-centric take on one of the all-time greatest sports logos: the Golden State Warriors “city” logo (additional view here).

I’ve set up an account at Zazzle where you can purchase custom merch with the logo fully emblazoned.

Should you be so inclined, purchasing this shirt would be an insanely wonderful way to support the site. And in fact, anything else you buy from Zazzle using that link will also help us out.

I’m quite pleased with this, and if there’s any feedback out there I’d love to hear it. Thanks as always.

NFL Inquest, pre-Super Bowl Edition

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

I waited a little long to get to this week’s Inquest, but I figure that’s OK. We have a blank weekend after all.

As far as last week’s games, there’s nothing I can add here that hasn’t already been said. You watched ‘em. You know how incredible that Colts comeback was, and you know that the Saints had a great year and look set up to contend for several more to come.

Colts-Bears should be a good game, no?

My pick is the Colts, for what it’s worth (read: not much). Their defense is peaking at the right time, and I think they’ll manage to score enough to win. That doesn’t exactly qualify as trenchant analysis, but sometimes the obvious answer is also the correct one. I’d like to see the Bears win, but I don’t see it going down like that. Not this year.

The real news this week came on the coaching front. Let’s take them one by one.

Bill Parcells turned his back on “America’s Team”, and in doing so closed the book (hopefully) on an uninspiring career. How’s that, you say?

parcells1_600.pngImagine it’s 2017, and you’re looking back on football in the ’90s and early ’00s. How will you see him? Yes he won two Super Bowls with the Giants (XXI, XXV), but will he really be remembered for that? For my part, I’ll remember him as the guy that dicked around with the Jets and Patriots before taking the Cowboys all the way from terrible to not so bad. I’ll remember him as the guy who talked large game but never managed to show loyalty or see things through. He’s never done anything to impress me, and in fact I’d argue that his woeful inability to wrangle Terrell Owens speaks volumes. I can’t argue that he’s a terrible coach, but the word “overrated” comes to mind.

The Raiders, meanwhile, have officially moved into “I really feel bad for the guys on that team” territory. Orioles fans frustrated with Angelos can at least be thankful that Al Davis is out there to remind us that there are, in fact, worse owners.

Lane fucking Kiffin?? Just…wow.

If you want a young coach, you go the route the Steelers went with Mike Tomlin, which looks to be a great hire. Watching him command the room at his introductory press conference was incredibly impressive. If a coach’s job 1A is to lead, this guy looks like he can do it. Look for him to be next year’s Mangini, and for both of those guys to have long and successful careers.

Worst of the Worst? continued

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

old-school birdI’m quite grateful that the previous post on the state of the O’s generated so much response. Several good points were raised, and I want to revisit two of them specifically.

1. This Town Doesn’t Know How to Lose
Here’s what I mean by that: on the whole, Baltimore sports fans tend to suffer from both skewed expectations and extreme emotional swings. Is that a generalization? Of course it is, and if it doesn’t apply to you specifically then don’t take it personally. But it is an attitude that I think dominates the discussion, and one need look no further than the buildup and reaction to the Ravens‘ loss to the Colts. The fact that the Colts are a good team, and that the Ravens had a good season all things considered, was so far down on the agenda that it became ridiculous. It sucks to lose, and nobody in their right mind enjoys it, but it sucks just as much to completely lose perspective. That’s what I think happens too often, and that’s what I mean by not knowing how to lose.

As it relates to the O’s, I’m referring to the fact that so many fans have turned their back on the team. Being a fan sometimes means suffering through hard times. It doesn’t mean you say that losing is OK, or that you just excuse bad ownership and poor decision making, but it does mean that you don’t turn your back.

Which leads me to…

2. OK, Asshole, What’s Your Bright Idea?
I really like Bill’s (number 6) comment because I think he hits on the crux of my argument. The shoe analogy is a very interesting one, but it doesn’t go quite far enough. By getting more specific I think it actually works to bolster my point.

Let’s take Under Armour as an example. I like UA because their products are well-made and functional, and because they are a local company that employs a lot of local people and, generally, functions as an asset to the community. I still don’t own a lot of their products (I’m not wealthy, after all), but you could say that, in a sense, I am a fan of theirs.

under-armourlogo.jpgLet’s say hypothetically that over the next few years their products get progressively more and more mediocre, to the point where they are barely decent and no longer stand out. Concurrently, certain members of their ownership group develop into rather unpleasant characters — the kinds of people you don’t necessarily want to support. At the same time, however, they continue to employ a lot of good people, and you know that there are members of the management team that are doing their best in a bad situation to try to restore the company to a position of prominence.

At that moment, you have a choice. You can either say “screw Under Armour, they’re just not what they used to be,” or you can say “I’m not really happy with the way they’re doing business, and I’m going to make that known, but I’m still in their corner and I hope they right the ship.” If you just don’t care one way or the other, then option A is for you. But if you do care, option B is your only choice.

Why? Because if enough people choose option A, there might someday be no more Under Armour. They might move their headquarters, or get bought out by Nike, or just fold completely. It happens all the time. The baby would then go down with the bathwater, and suddenly Baltimore loses an important community resource and moves that much closer to being the “branch office” town that a lot of outsiders already think we are.

The analogy is admittedly imperfect — both in Bill’s original form and in my expansion. The point, however, has a ring. If you care about keeping something around because you think it has value, then you can’t turn your back on it.

I’m not suggesting that everyone should rush out and buy season tickets. Hell, it’s not like I can afford to go to more than a few games a year myself. But I still watch as many games as I can, I still rock the O’s gear, and when I do go to games I root passionately for my team and let the players I respect know that I’m on their side. If I call a sports talk show to discuss the team, I’m going to talk about the games and the players. I’m going to offer thoughts and analysis instead of just saying “these guys suck, screw Angelos.”

It’s all a question of attitude. Angelos won’t be around forever, and I think it’s both foolish and short-sighted to not let yourself enjoy watching guys like Roberts and Markakis play just because he’s a shitty owner. Be a fan, stay a fan, and it will make the wins that much sweeter when they finally come.

Worst of the Worst?

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

mascot7.gifIn case you missed it, a writer at SportingNews.com just named the O’s as the worst franchise in baseball. Eh, whatever. It’s hardly worth getting upset about, since if they are not the worst they are clearly in the discussion. A discussion which has been taking place here and there in the local media, most notably in this comment thread. All of which reminded me of a curious circumstance.

Whenever talk turns to the Orioles’ many woes, a fair number of folks will always cite the team’s “loyal fan base” (or some variation on the theme) as one of the reasons they should be better than they are. I think it’s time to set the record straight about that: it’s bullshit.

The fan base that made the Orioles great during their glory years and up through the Camden Yards renaissance is a thing of the past. In its place is a sizeable and vocal group of malcontents who have shifted their allegiances to the Ravens as if the two things were mutually exclusive. By and large, complaining about ownership and/or mismanagement have supplanted both hope for the future and thoughtful analysis. People have stopped going to the games in droves, and there is no reason to imagine that improving in the coming year. To be sure, there still is a fan base, but to continue to cite its loyalty is foolish.

I’m not suggesting for a moment that it’s not OK to criticize. I do it a lot myself, and in fact we launched this website in conjunction with the Free the Birds rally last September. It’s only natural to feel frustrated and betrayed by the way things have gone, and it’s equally natural to wonder if there’s any reason to think it’ll get better. But the line between frustration and disgust — between agitating for improvement and tapping out entirely — is thin, indeed. The vast majority of Orioles fans have now crossed it.

As I mentioned in my post-mortem on the Ravens, this town simply doesn’t understand how to lose.

The worst part is that I know that if the O’s are sitting, say, in second place at 12 games above .500 sometime in mid-July, the fan base will suddenly start to look a lot more loyal. It’ll suddenly start to resemble again what so many people claim it still is.

So, yeah, I’m calling you out. Are you a fan of the team or not? Are you a fan of Tejada, Roberts, Hernandez, Bedard, et al or not? It’s perfectly fine to say no, but don’t show up if they start winning and act like you’ve been there all along. 35,000 empty seats say otherwise.