There are not too many good things you can say about getting steam rolled by the Chargers yesterday, so I’ll start with an observation about Phillip Rivers. He had a great day yesterday. Good for him. He is a complete asshole.
Now, I know some of you are going to say that I am being a sore loser. Believe me I am not a sore loser. I took yesterday’s loss extremely well. I only punted one beer can at the TV. A stellar day at the Justin household.
Back to Rivers. I’ve always heard he’s a dick but I’ve never actually seen him play on TV. They cut to him on the sidelines a lot and it seems he is always either grab-assing with the backup QBs or trying to complain to whatever referee will listen. He is ear-fucking every man in stripes that comes within five feet of him.
What is he complaining about? I’m not sure, but I would guess he feels he is being beat up a little too much after he releases the ball. That’s where the smart money is. Apparently this is what Phillip Rivers does.
Another thing about Phillip Rivers: When he gets booed he tells the fans to “Shut up.” I don’t know how I feel about fans booing their teams. I know it happens in Baltimore a lot, and sometimes I understand it and sometimes I don’t. I will say this: I will never agree with a player who screams like a maniac for the fans to shut up and then runs to the sidelines berating the fans after throwing a TD. I don’t think this is a double standard. The fans are the entire reason that players have jobs, and, guess what? Being an NFL fan is expensive. Especially if you are fortunate enough to go to a game. So Phillip Rivers…fuck you.
Onto the Ravens. The mistakes were painfully obvious yesterday so I won’t go into to much detail.
Samari Rolle: Thanks for gracing us with your presence. Hopefully next week you’ll raise your game even more and cover someone. That Tom Brady likes to throw.
To the Ravens receivers, secondary and special teams: Anyone who has any opportunity to come in contact with the ball, for every ball that hits your hands and you actually catch, I will personally give you a dollar. That may not be much for these guys, but I feel as though they have no incentive as of right now.
The Chargers completely tore apart our secondary. Everyone was getting burned. There was no semblance of coverage.
I thought Kyle Boller did OK yesterday. Maybe it’s the beard? When he actually had a second or two before the entire Charger front line was in his face, he made some great throws. That said, he got killed most of the time. The hit he took on the roughing the passer call was probably the weakest hit he felt all day.
At some point we all have to admit to ourselves that the problem with our offense begins and ends at the line of scrimmage. No QB would be doing well behind this offensive line.
Looking forward, we have the Patty’s coming to B-more on Monday night. The Eagles showed everyone last night that there are ways to beat the Patriots. You have to look in the middle of their secondary for holes. You have to shut down Randy Moss and keep Wes Welker in check. Most importantly, you have to play like you have a pair. You have to take the big risks. The Ravens have nothing to lose. They need to play like it. The only thing that could redeem this season for me as a fan would be to see the Ravens ruin the Patriots perfect season. Can it happen? Ask Philadelphia.
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