Comments on: The Loss Column Diet Soda Awards

By: Joe the Guy

Joe the Guy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:59:12 +0000

I would like to give the Loss Column a big, Scarfaced-sized pile of Saccharin…

The Loss Column is that very pile, right here on my desk at work. I snort it daily, then smile and feel like a million bucks.

You guys rock. I haven’t had much to say but I’m here, watching. You will only see the glow of my cigarette.

By: neal s

neal s — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:55:59 +0000

I thought about Palmer Sodas when he was mentioned in the comments, but ultimately I decided that his Sodas are more of the Lifetime Achievement variety. Like when we broadcast the LCDSAs for the first time in 2010 (on Versus, natch), Palmer will get the inaugural 40 oz. Diet Soda, awarded for consistent dedication and achievement in the field of Making the Orioles Interesting.

Until then, though, I’m not sure he’s done enough this year to rate on the DSS.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:47:30 +0000

I think that maybe Jim Palmer should get one for his constant, but awesome bar tan. He reminds me of Harry Doyle from Major League

By: sci

sci — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:56:46 +0000

Oops. You already had it winning five. I’m an idiot. OK, five diet sodas for The Comeback!

By: sci

sci — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:53:07 +0000

4 diet sodas for the 11-10 comeback win over the Sox. Magic.