Contributors
Neal Shaffer (founder, contributor, editor-in-chief) is a writer (among other things) from Baltimore who appreciates fine vodkas and hot sauces. He was in the stands for the last game at Memorial Stadium and hopes the O’s will someday be that loveable again.
Chris Witman (founding contributor) was born in New Jersey then, after that, he grew up there. Then, after that, he went to college. Then, after that, he moved around. Then, after that, he settled in Baltimore. He works as a social worker and makes less money than you. He knows what’s best for you. It’s your own fault if you don’t listen.
Ryan Boddy (founding contributor) is Arizona raised but East Coast bred. Attended Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff, a magical land where the county fair is larger and better than the Maryland State Fair, much to Neal’s amusement. Settled in Baltimore after years of wandering; mostly to write. Is currently serving the second year of his three year apprenticeship as an Orioles fan.
Daniel Krall (founding illustrator) has not yet provided a bio.
Staci Wolfson (contributor) is a student at NYU and a professional intern. She has provided alcohol for publications from Maxim to PressBox. Unlike Neal, she loves the Orioles unconditionally.
